What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 09:35

You Only Live Twice
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
What was your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction in public?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why is it so hard to date nowadays?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”